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Nerd Emoji

The bane of every discord user’s existence. An emoji that represents a “nerd”. The appearance is a smiley face wearing glasses and 2 large buck teeth. Of course, it’s no surprise that this is used to harass the shit out of others.

User 1: I am broken. I am gutted. I will never have another friend like him. I love you so much Andy.
User 2: This man, nerd emoji react him 🤓

by ScarfedGoner November 21, 2022

13👍 6👎


Project Zomboid

A realistic trip & fall simulator about not surviving in a zombie apocalypse (keyword NOT) and getting mauled to death by a horde made up of the entire state of Kentucky.

Person 1: “I think frying pan would be a good weapon, I’m think I’m ready to see the great outdoo- OH SHIT!” *The sounds of the poor guy screaming follow as he meets his fate in the hands of an unexpected horde, ripping and tearing him apart limb by limb.*
Shocked and appalled by his sudden character death, the player proceeds to close Project Zomboid and instead, go the full back to sleep as it is 2 in the morning.

by ScarfedGoner November 21, 2022

4👍 2👎


Rip Bozo

An obscure phrase used to express extreme sorrow or guilt, especially in the death of a loved one

Guy: *answers phone* hello?
Caller: We are here to inform you that your son has passed away in hospital.
Guy: Rip Bozo lol

by ScarfedGoner November 21, 2022

61👍 96👎


Richard

What I named my 6473792nd biological cell. I love you, Richard!!!

Bob (cell 536829th): Whoa look at Richard hes so swag and cool!!!
Ferguson (cell 75774473rd): ikr!!! This bozo must be so lucky to have Richard as one of his cells

by ScarfedGoner November 21, 2022