Ryder

Verb meaning to sustain an injury while intoxicated. Originates with the New Zealand cricketer Jesse Ryder, who infamously severed tendons in his hand trying to break a toilet window in a bar, nearly ending his career.

Dude: "Dude, wtf happened to your face?"

Other dude: "Shit man, I got completely trashed last night and lost my fucking keys, so I rydered myself trying to break into the house with my head."

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