Fear of disabled people or disability
He was yet another politician suffering from Crippophobia and refused to speak with me or even shake my hand in case my disability was contagious.
A baby grand piano that is so tiny it is more of a foetus than a baby.
We specially hired a baby grand piano to be played at our charity concert, but the piano they delivered was sooo tiny it was surely only a foetal grand.
30π 3π
The time of the morning, just on dawn when the noise of birds screeching across the sky and screaming from the trees is so
loud it wakes people out of their drink-induced comas.
My head was thumping with the most massive hangover and I'd only
crawled into bed 30 minutes earlier when the noisiest bird time I've
ever heard made it impossible to sleep.
31π 3π
When a really ugly and/or nerdy and/or fat and/or smelly person invades your personal space and wants to intimately get to know you.
"OH look at poor Sue. that really ugly fat guy with zits erupting all over his face has pressed her into a corner and is trying to grope her. We'd better do a rescue mission because he's getting up gross and personal."
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He has a severe case of Cripplephobia; if he gets a scratch on his leg he's sure it's getting gangrenous and will need amputation, and if his vision is blurred after a heavy night on the booze, he's sure his retinas have detached and he's going blind.
1π 1π
When the take-aways are not finished and become left-overs for later consumption.
I'm going to eat the rest of the Chinese left-aways for dinner tonight.
32π 6π
When the act of sexual intercourse is interrupted by the laughter of one or both participants.
"How do you expect me to keep it up when you keep making all those ridiculous jokes? I've got the worst case of laughter interruptus I've ever suffered."
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