sex by proxy

This occurs when someone with whom you have recently had sex also recently had sex previously with a "third party". You are then said to have had sex with third party by proxy.

Jim: Hey, Ted, you know that Julie chick you were bangin' last night? Ted: "Yeah"
Jim: Man, she has been doing that nasty dred locked gansta, Willie, for a month.
Ted: So?
Jim: Ah Man, you had sex by proxy with the dred man.

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backup quarterback

This is a guy that a girl keeps "on the bench" or at an arm's length just in case she breaks up with her boyfriend. He usually is crazy about her, very good looking and very eager "to get into the game". Just like a backup quarterback in football.

Maggie asked Scarlett, "You just broke up with Ted a week ago, who was that hunky guy you were cozy with last night?"
Scarlett replied, "Oh, that's Chuck. I've known him for a while and called him into the game." Maggie exclaimed, "That was quick!" To which Scarlett replied, "Well, honey, you don't win championships or the Super Bowl without a backup quarterback."

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broken toy

A person who has childhood, past relationship or other emotional damage that makes them broken and unable to be part of a healthy relationship.

Scarlett had to cool it with Ed after his screaming fight with his ex-girlfriend at the nightclub. "He is just another broken toy," she explained to her friends.

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vinotext

Drunk dialing for the 21st century. Sending text messages after drinking too much wine.

After several bottles of wine with pals at dinner, Scarlett sent new friend, Ed, 6 vinotexts at 1 am.

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Urban notoriety

The recognition and fame that is achieved by having definitions published on Urban Dictionary or by having your first name used in the example section when a word is defined on Urban Dictionary.

Scarlett was pleased at her newfound Urban notoriety as she was both published on Urban Dictionary and used in an example sentence. "Oh Maggie, your mention of my name in your sentence describing internip has given me Urban notoriety!", Scarlett exclaimed.

couger chow

The cheap restaurant food a woman who is accustomed to being wined and dined eats when her date is 15 to 20 years younger than her but insists on paying.

Maggies asked Scarlett, "Have you been to that fabulous new French restaurant on the Boulevard?" Scarlett sadly replied, "No, my 25 year old date insisted on paying so we went to the taco joint for couger chow."

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manbagging

This is the practice of saving men or invitations and postponing them into a future point in time. Girls typically do this because their datebook is full for the moment. Similar to sandbagging in business only with men and dating.

Scarlett asked Maggie, "Are you going out with Chuck this week?" Maggie replied, "No, I'm booked almost every night and I am so tired. I am manbagging him into next week."