Goodworth

A genuine talent for ruining meals that otherwise would have been edible.

Hey, I’m feeling brave, wanna Goodworth dinner tonight?

No mate, I’d rather shit in my hands and clap frankly.

Goodworth

A talent for cooking terrible meals.

Fancy having a goodworth dinner tonight?

Nah mate, I’d rather shit in my hands and clap aye.

Townie

Usually goes arround asking for fights. Ususally types like this 'BIg uP To Me m8s iN DuRhAm'
Usually lives in on of the chepest housing estates in town. Wears burbary.
They can never be open minded people.
Every word is: F**king, b***erd, c**t.

"Ear ya gay bogger"
"Go cut ya hair ya fucking smelly daft gay little boggas"