Scarsdale

Another rich hellhole in Westchester. Similar to Bronxville and Chappaqua. In fact, basically the same. While there are some nice people, and some people who aren't ultra-rich and won't recieve a BMW with their driver's licence, most people are quite snobby and rich. Some call themselves "Jews" but don't follow the principles of Judaism at all, kids start "dating" in fifth grade, and anyone who doesn't wear Lacoste or Abercrombie is in some deep shit.

(These are all true)

Skank: OMG, you look like such a fag!
Me (wearing cheaper clothes): and why would that be?
Skank: You don't have a label! You gotta wear Abercrombie

Skank on cell: Oh my god, I don't get why everyone hates Scarsdale, just because we have the money and use it doesn't make us bad, does it?

Skank: I went shopping at tarzhay
Male Skank: don't you mean target?
Skank: yes, but target sounds uncultured

Asshole in Jeep with rolex: yo, pimp my ride! Ain't it ghetto?

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