ride or die

A once-badass declaration of one's dedication to the art, science, and lifestyle of motorcycling, which has sadly been usurped by fucking idiots who also say 'bae', 'fleek', and 'squad goals' but can't tell the difference between 'they're', 'their', and 'there'.

Me, who rides, speaking to my buddies: "Ride or die, bro!" *does a vroom*
Makeup tutorial moron, who doesn't ride, speaking to the Interwebs: "OMG SO LIEK MY RIDE OR DIE MASCARA IS-" at which point I stab my eardrums with a K-bar.

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