Alaskan Pipeline

When engaged in sexual intercourse, the male partner takes time off to take a shit; meanwhile the woman waits. The man freezes the shit, or can be already prepared, and stuffs it up the woman's vagina - to take place of a dildo.

Girl: Last night, my boyfriend put frozen shit in my cooch.

Guy: Sweet, he gave the Alaskan Pipeline.

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