deconflict

A made-up term used by idiotic managers to describe the process of resolving problems caused by poor communication (or more likely, their own stupidity).

"Make sure your people are sharing information so we can deconflict any problems before they become big issues."

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IGW

Abbreviation for "If God Wills", the English translation of the Arabic phrase "Insha Allah". Used to express resigned acceptance of fate, particularly when hoping that circumstances don't ruin your plans.

I'm hoping to leave work early, IGW.

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