Shitberg

An Iceberg formed entirely of feces. Typically associated with things much worse than the tip of an Iceberg.

Today was just the tip of the shitberg that this week has been.

The Sceep

Noun.

A particularly un-painful disease that causes the infected person to take pitifully long periods of time to complete a seemingly easy task.

Those infected with "The Sceep" should immediately consult a professional dealing with the task at hand. Unfortunately, professional consultation, and treatment of "The Sceep" can be very expensive, and infected persons have been known to just give up caring what anyone thinks about their time-line.

buddy 1: Hey, what's taking you so long to whittle that stick?
buddy 2: I've got The Sceep
buddy 1: Ahhh. S**t, I'm sorry man.

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PBB

Pirate Bulletin Board: The largest offroading website in the world.

have you browsed the PBB today?

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