Melancholosexual

An individual who receives raw sexual pleasure from depression, depressing situations, and

involvement with other individuals experiencing depression.

Person 1: “Dude... That’s depressing as fuck, right?” *pauses “why do you keep twitching?”
Melancholosexual: *Turns away *Lies “Idk what you're talking about...”

Roy A. Brown III

See: Talent

Just ask Roy Roy A. Brown III.