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The smell produced by pretty girls. Pretty Girl Smell is a concoction of pheromones and pharmaceuticals. It attracts with the musk of fertility and the smell of sweet food, leading its victims to believe that the pretty girl would be a) a desirable sexual partner and b) delicious, if worse came to worse.
Entirely heterosexual female: "Oo, Scheherazade, you smell different today, is that pomegranate perfume?"
(Enter PRETTY GIRL having bathed in lard soap)
Male population of the earth: **trembles, melts worships**
Entirely heterosexual female: **becomes misnomer**
Scheherazade: Confound you Pretty Girl Smell!
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Man who reads feminist literature.
Steve (the born again metrotextual) was stabbed in the groin less when he skim read some Margaret Atwood novels and stopped saying, "Hey, I know chicks, I came out of one, didn't I?"
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Current movement in art, music, literature, film etc.
First there was modernism, then there was post-modernism, then there was email-modernism, and now IMmodernism (instant messaging being the more current communication tool)
Characterized by naive cynicism, rebelling against every ideology simultaneously while satirizing itself, ironic references/use of emoticons, and absurdist humour.
Steve is into IMmodernism. He is a naked Amish logic-tree-surgeon, but if you refer to him as such, he will slap you with one hand clapping. All words are lies. Especially these ones.
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According to maternal wisdom: "The vertical wrinkle between the eyebrows that makes you attractive to older men."
Mum: They're not *wrinkles* they're *eyebrow cleavage*
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Excessive sexual tension without the eventual sex within a book or film.
Jane Austen was a scriptease artist. All that drama and for what? It's not like they're going to DO anything to one another; the English upper class reproduced through division back then, like amoeba.
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Stef: It's too hot, I'm going cleavage commando.
Door to Door World Vision Guy: **swallows**
Stef: Phht, like they don't have nipples in Africa.
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