NFL

Acronym means Not For Long. Referring to the constant flow of traffic of men in and out of a woman's life that is hard to please.

Conversation between two guys,
Robert: "Man John you have become a part of Christie's NFL."
John: "I know, I didn't last a week, that chick wants the dishes washed, floors scrubbed, laundry done, yard mowed..."
Robert: "WAIT! You did all that? Did you at least get to hit it?"
John: "No!"
Robert: "Damn, you got inducted into the NFL hall of fame with that chick!"

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goruffalo

A chick that looks like she is a cross between a gorilla and a buffalo. Not only is she fat but she is ugly as gorilla.

Man did you see the goruffalo that Jones got drunk and fucked last night? (Common occurance among military men in the barracks)

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