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Counter shit

A collection of items that exist on every kitchen counter. Including but not limited to: Toaster, blender, tea-kettle, coffee machine, paper towel roll, mail from last week, an almost-empty MacBook Air box containing a slap-bracelet, dirty dish-rags, etc.

Don't worry 'bout that spunk you laid on the backsplash, bro. It'll get hidden by all the counter shit.

by Schickenipple November 2, 2015

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