Gringo Wannabe

Typically a foreigner that would love everybody looks at him/her as an authentic white american. They will try to speak only in English and imitate the american accent as much as possible and they will get really mad if you try to speak with them in their first language.

María: ¿Cómo estás Juan?
Juan: what did you say Mary? I don't speak spanish anymore, Stop speaking in spanish to me, I'm gringo now.
María: Cálmate Gringo wannabe

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Gringolandia

1.- The land of Gringos usually called the USA, where there is not official language but almost everybody speaks in English and they will hate to hear someone else speaks in another language.
2.- It is almost common there will be an Indian cashier available at the closest convenience store.
3.- You will find pretty repetitive the same fast food, supermarket, hotel, bank, and pharmacy chains in each city.
4.- Probably you may need a car to go from one place to another since distance between places are pretty large to walk.

Roberto: I wonder how is gringolandia?
Anita: Have you ever watched Beavis and Butthead, The Simpsons, Family Guy, or SouthPark?
Roberto: Yes
Anita: Well, basically those shows are the gringolandia stereotype.

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