Bearded Pony

The act of intoxicating your partner, then riding them around like a pony until they pass out from drunken fatigue. Proceeding to masturbate to their naked body and finishing onto their face. Next, shave your pubic hair and place the hair onto the face covered in seamen simulating a beard.

Frank: Jillian called me this morning, she doesn't remember what happened last night, she said she woke up covered in jizz and pubes.

Charlie: Yeah I gave her the bearded pony last night, don't tell her though.

Frank: You are a god!

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Baby Batter Blizzard

After coming home from Dairy Queen, your friend, relative, or significant other puts their DQ Blizzard in the freezer for later. You pull a fast one and ejaculate into their Blizzard mix it around and put it back.

Jillian: Charlie, I'll be right back, I have to pick up my mother at the airport. Can you take care of the dogs and please don't eat my Dairy Queen!

Charlie: Yeah no problem.(Takes out phone to call Frank)

Frank: Whats up?

Charlie: Baby Batter Blizzard.

Frank: I love you.