(v) The act of finishing the most sloppiest crap of your life to only realize there is no toilet paper left...in fact the closest roll is in a cabinet down in the basement.
(n) The helpless yet infuriating feeling one experiences after a healthy dump, yet the only toilet paper is on the next floor.
(v) The dreary moan of helplessness coming from the bathroom was a clear indication that Jenny had indeed rothed.
(n) With the rate at which his lover Eric uses toilet paper, a roth was bound to happen to Matt...it was just a question of when.
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