Stefan

Noun: a Stefan is a mild mannered complacent drone who is always sporting a a goofy smug permasmile and distant vacant look.

Usage: 1. Those news reporters from channel 5 are a bunch of Stefans;

Usage: 2: When we rounded up a pack of Stefans and drove them off a cliff, they smiled complacently all the way to their doom at the bottom of the canyon.