klutz + clusterfuck: a clusterfuck caused by someone being a total klutz
The waiter tripped over the fold in the carpet, knocking over the wedding cake and spilling all the red wine on the tray all over the bride's white wedding gown as she gave her speech, causing her to scream into the microphone and make every guest's ears bleed. It was a klutzterfuck.
a tv show on Animal Planet featuring a bunch of midgets trying to rescue pitbull dogs from abusive owners
Guy 1: You watchin' some kinda Jerry Springer special about midgets?
Guy 2: Nah, just a regular episode of Pit Boss.
Guy 1: Suit yourself. I'm gonna go masturbate to some Emma Watson fakes.
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