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Running naked behind the person you intend to make love to while attempting to penetrate their available orifice with your penis. Also known as a hot refuel.
Her Parkinson's disease made it much harder to land a mid-air refuel.
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When a dude with horrible personality, ripped abs and orange skin drops a roofie in your drink
I thought Pittsburgh was an okay town until I got situ-rape-tioned by some Steeler.
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When one shits so hard that before, during and afterwards, your butthole has a seizure.
After eating the raw clam sandwich, my poor arse was epilrectic
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When your penis achieves an erection for no reason.
I was hesitant to get up in front of everybody since I was sporting a Teboner.
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When two men are too intoxicated to have sex with each other.
Bruce and Ken had too many appletinis, so when they got back to their apartment, all they could do was some serious spaghetti fencing.
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