Hamnesia

Hamnesia is similar to amnesia, but all you can think about or remember is pork and pork products. Might also lead to daydreams of frolicking with pigs or hogs.

Damn this Hamnesia, I can't stop thinking about bacon.

My Hamnesia is kicking in again; think I need to grill a pork tenderloin soon.

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Schnib

Schnib is a term for the male penis.

"She wants the schnib."

"My schnib is huge."

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