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To pull out your phone and text a random person during an uncomfortable situation as to avoid interaction with others involved in the uncomfortable situation by coming off as "busy".
John pulled out his phone and started passive texting when his wife's ex husband David sat down next to him.
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An overused word thats usage is more cliche than whatever it is that's being called cliche.
Person 1: This movie is so cliche.
Person 2: Not as cliche as the fact that you just used that word.
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A hit song by 50 Cent that some people believe to have sexual undertones and not actually be about candy at all.
Ignorant guy: Dude I just listened to Candy Shop by 50 Cent and now I'm hungry a lollipop.
Smart guy: Wow are you gay? I don't think that song is actually about candy...but suit yourself.
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New Dr. Dre fan: Dude Dre's got a new album coming out soon called Detox!!!
Experienced Dr. Dre fan: Yeah yeah I was saying the same thing about 10 years ago.
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The amount of social lives that have been lost to Facebook is creeping close to a billion.
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One of the greatest rappers out there, but also one of the greatest assholes.
Hip hop fan 1: (While listening to Dr. Dre's "The Chronic") Dude The Chronic is such a good album.
Kanye West: (Turns down volume) Excuse me boy, I'll let you finish listening to this but my album The College Dropout is the best hip hop album ever made.
Hip hop fan 2: You put out great albums Kanye, but you're such an asshole.
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A popular trend going around on Youtube that is used to diss all the people who did not like the video.
Youtube video: 10,475 Likes, 348 Dislikes
Youtube user #1: 348 people missed the like button.
Youtube user #2: 348 people though it said Dis I Like.
Youtube user #3: 348 people are a disgrace to the world.
Youtube user #4: 348 people are going to get a stupid Youtube dislike joke made about them because they didn't like this video.
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