Mate date

A date which consists only of sex, therefore starting and ending with mating. Also known as a one night stand.

Promiscuous guy: I need a real relationship...I'm tired of all these mate dates.

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Lady Gaga

A pop star who you wouldn't recognize if you saw her as her body morphs into a different image every day.

Person 1: Hey isn't that Lady Gaga over there?

Person 2: I don't know, she looks different in every picture I've ever seen of her.

Person 1: Oh, well maybe she'll get a role in the new Transformers movie.

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Bipolar Poop Disorder

Similar to Bipolar Mood Disorder, a person with Bipolar Poop Disorder alternates between extreme diarrhea and constipation and can never seem to take a proper shit.

Patient: I had bad constipation 2 weeks ago, then last week I had bad diarrhea, and now I'm constipated again.

Doctor: I think you have Bipolar Poop Disorder.

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