crotchbulge

the bulge that is divulged in the crotch area by various objects (i.e. an erect penis, socks, pants, puppets, etc.)

Mackinley was so drawn to Mike's crotchbulge that she pulled down his pants, only to discover a sock puppet inside.

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Cold Karl

The act of defecating on a glass table, while another person's face is directly below the table/feces. Similar to the hot karl and the warm karl

Sandi received a Cold Karl from Jill because she refused to get crapped on.

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Warm Karl

The act of defecating on another's forehead with only a piece of cling wrap separating the feces from the forehead. Similar to the hot karl and the cold karl.

Judy asked to receive a warm karl from Hank because she didn't want to get her forehead messy.

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