Vagiphobia

The phenomenon in which the human male penis cannot bring or hold an erection to enter the female vagina or prematurely ejaculates shortly after penetration.

"John, it hasn't even been 10 seconds and you already came."
"I'm sorry Jane, I can't get over this vagiphobia ever since my ex left me a month ago."

Scholzing

(Verb) The act of bringing great prejudice and criticism upon an individual to the extent to which said individual experiences cardiac arrest.

"Cool tattoos, bro. Did you use a coupon?"
"Stop, you're Scholzing m- *GASP*"