Ambidextrous

When you can control both your hands with equal precision, you're ambidextrous.

-Hey, I can fap with either of my hands!
-w00t! You're ambidextrous, dude!

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Whoopass

found in a can, severely beating, or "kicking ass" of someone, or something when opened.

Bush opened a can of whoopass on Iraq

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monitor

What you hit very hard or toss around when something on your computer doesn`t work, or you`re losing a game
Also see wordscreen/word

-Why`s your monitor smashed up outside?
-OMG THA NOOB WALLHACKED, I R0XX0R CS!!1"

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discworld

Very popular book series by Terry Pratchett, about a world shaped as a disc, that is carried by four elephants who again stands on the back of a gargantuan turtle. The discworld is home to many strange people, like Rincewind

Go read a book! buy discworld!

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lotr

Another version of the classic clichè about small people doing what others thought they could not.

Whoa, Frodo leaves home in LOTR!!

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talk to the hand

Said when someone starts talking too much about something you don't care about, or they start flinging useless insults at you..

Talk to the hand, cuz the face ain't listening

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death

Death comes to collect your soul when you die.. he wields a scythe, and wars a black robe..
He sometimes rides a spectral horse, or in the discworld books, he rides Binky

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