lotr

Another version of the classic clichè about small people doing what others thought they could not.

Whoa, Frodo leaves home in LOTR!!

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jump

Physically Straining activity, causing you to fly for a very limited amount of time.
May cause heavy breathing and in extreme cases(when doing it twice)exhaustion

go jump in a river

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screen

what you`re spending way too much time looking at.

-Hey, wanna watch some porn on my new 19' screen?
-Yeah, Cool!

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insult

A way to verbally make someone like you less.

"Your mom!"

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Terry Pratchett

The best selling author still alive in England. Famous for his discworld series.

He lives behind his keyboard in Wiltshire, trying desperately to respond to his fan-mail

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earth

The place that the human race has for thousands of years tried to destroy, and are finally getting it right..

Nuke`s are nice

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