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A disability affecting some people when they are trying to fall asleep. Psycho-analytic awareness sufferers will focus on any noise (most commonly the television or room mates talking) to the point where they cannot fall asleep. This likely is caused by the individuals unconscious attempts to make sentences and paragraphs out of the words they hear just before sleep. Can often cause sleeplessness and insomnia.
Marie left the television on the Food Network in the living room again last night. I layed away all night listening to it through the wall because of my psycho-analytic awareness.
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When one obtains a tree frog of unknown decent and religious persuasion and while intended to toss it upon a tin roof, misses, and heaves the frog into a friend's eye causing swelling and in come cases, conjunctivitis.
We were gettin' all the frog out of the pool, but when I tried to toss the bugger up on to the roof, her face got in the way and now her dad's got to go get the benadryl to stop the swelling from the Tricky Frog Hopper.
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