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Xeeleestomp

When a competition is unbalanced by more orders of magnitude than what can be considered excusable by society.

Originates from the absolute ridiculousness of the Xeelee in Steven Baxter's Xeelee Sequence.

The Xeelee vs The Federation, Empire, Rebel Alliance, Republic, Klingons, Romulans, Colonials, CIS, uhhhhh... the IoM and the UNSC and the Covenant would be a Xeeleestomp, through and through.

by SciFiHistorian September 23, 2018


Star Destroyer

174,000 design flaws waiting to be exploited.

What happens when an overconfident megalomaniac (AKA Emperor Palpatine) orders a new ship.

X-Wing Pilot- Hey look, it's a Star Destroyer.
Y-Wing Pilot- Cool. Let's blow it to fucking pieces.

by SciFiHistorian September 23, 2018