N.A.P

Stands for Non-Aggression-Policy. It means that if you don't interfere with another's rights and personal property they will not interfere with yours.

Steps on neighbors lawn - YOU VIOLATED THE N.A.P. I WILL NOW KILL YOU. PRAISE ANKAPISTAN.

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Mechafuckery

Mechafuckery is a systematic failure on the part of a single person or a group of people to show any degree of discipline or competence in a certain area or activity. This may occur on purpose or by accident but it does not make it any less irritating.

Person A: "Janice can you go copy those documents"
Janice:" Whats a copydocument"
Person A: " Shit Janice you are truly an incompetent slut, we are all sick of your godam mechafuckery

Circular Irony

Circular Irony is when an idea or more specifically an ideology is employed that contains contradictions within itself that render the idea or ideology invalid in an unexpected way

An example of this would be freedom of speech. While I understand that it is fundamental to our way of life, it does contain potential contradictions that defeat it. These are people such as hard left feminists or social justice warriors that would use their powers of freedom of speech to shut down opinions they don't like. This violates the powers of freedom of speech of others and themselves because without freedom of speech, they do not have the power to shut down opinions they don't like. This is a mind spinning paradox that they themselves have yet to figure out.

Person 1:RAR I'm an angry feminist and your freedom of speech does not matter to me!!!
Person 2: Hey, that is circular irony. If you try to shut down my freedom of speech, you shut down your own freedom of speech because it is a human right.
Person 1: SHIT!!!

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Because Science

The perfect answer to any otherwise un-answererable question.

Why is it so nice outside; because science

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