tiding

Short-form for "surfing the crimson tide" aka, having one's period. That obnoxious time of the month where a girl can't do anything fun, i.e. have sex.

"I'm horny, let's have sex."
"Can't. Tiding, call me in like 5 days."

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Situational Beauty

A moment in time where someone whom you find completely unattractive actually looks like someone you would want to procreate with. Common among celebrities who get airbrushed beyond recognition.

(shows a magazine cover with Kristen Stewart on it actually looking pretty)
Amy: "Who do you think this is?"
Eddie: "She's pretty."
Amy: "It's Kristen Stewart."
Eddie: "Oh, she's having a situational beauty moment... good for her."

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douchebucket

1) a bucket of douche.
2) someone who's being a total jagwad for no real reason.
3) neither a delicious or nutritious treat.

"we should boil them in a vat of hot chocolate."
"douchebuckets?"
"yup. all of them."
"i don't think that would taste very good."

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slutnugget

a mildly amusing word to call someone so you will have their attention.

amie: hey slutnugget, get yer ass over here.
tom: i love when you talk dirty to me.

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romantically bipolar

a person who lacks the ability to decide if they want to be in a relationship.

the bastard just can't decide if he wants to make this work or if he wants to bump uglies with every other girl he sees.

he's so fucking romantically bipolar.

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HOM

Acronym for "Hot Older Man". Like George Clooney or something.

Amie: "I just don't get it with Brad Pitt. He's not a HOM."
Steve: "A HOM?"
Amie: "A hot older man."
Steve: "Alright, I'm a guy and even I get it."

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glittens

fingerless gloves that turn into mittens. popular among the homeless

dude, those glittens make you look like a hobo.