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Opinionist

Someone of little knowledge of anything but having a considerable platform and public voice. An idiot who postulates for a living and ducks behind a "well that's just my opinion" defense of his or her bullshit.

Fox news has a ton of opinionists and a shortage of journalists.

by Scoddy71 July 28, 2021


De soto

To have to void one's bowels with such sudden urgency that making it to an established facility is impossible; to stealthily defecate in public when no other option is viable.

Mel was in trouble at the beach and pulled a De Soto.

Oh no! Guys, hold up your beach towels around me so I can poop De Soto right now!

by Scoddy71 June 1, 2014

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Anchor

Verb: To cover a "floater" with an additional length of toilet paper in order to make it flush.

Noun: A length of toilet paper strategically layered on top of a "floater" so that the next flush will drag it down.

V. I had to anchor a three-flush floater to finally get it to go down.
N. Sometimes you just need a good anchor to drag down stubborn floaters.

by Scoddy71 November 23, 2014

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Anchor

Verb: To cover a "floater" with an additional length of toilet paper in order to make it flush.

Noun: A length of toilet paper strategically layered on top of a "floater" so that the next flush will drag it down.

V. I had to anchor a three-flush floater to finally get it to go down.
N. Sometimes you just need a good anchor to drag down stubborn floaters.

by Scoddy71 November 23, 2014

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MAGALIA

PRO-Trump Make America Great Again regalia, symbolism or imagery.

As we drove through the trailer park, we saw many front porches festooned in magalia.

by Scoddy71 January 26, 2021

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trumpnosis

The effect of inserting "Trump" into a discussion that makes something normally impossible, incorrect and/or invalid, suddenly become possible, correct and/or valid to a conservative.

She knew borrowing money and saying someone else will pay you back is wrong but under trumpnosis, she changed her view and it decided it was a good idea.

by Scoddy71 January 10, 2017

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trumpnosis

The effect of inserting "Trump" into a discussion that makes something normally impossible, incorrect and/or invalid, suddenly become possible, correct and/or valid to a conservative.

She knew borrowing money and saying someone else will pay you back is wrong but under trumpnosis, she changed her view and it decided it was a good idea.

by Scoddy71 January 10, 2017

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