House Burger

Created in a secret lab deep within the earth for Franklin House, Valparaiso Indiana.

Mad Creator: Mr. Erik Bakrevski.

Know as the tastiest burger ever conceived by a mortal man.

Gus: Suck my dick! This House Burger is the shiznit.

Leon: You're Goddamn right Gus. I'd suck a dick for that lip smacking goodness.

Soup Shoe

A sexual act involving multiple individuals, urine and a shoe.

The urine being the soup and the shoe the bowl.

One person makes the soup and the other enjoys a tasty treat.

In order for this to be a "Soup Shoe" you must use a spoon. Crackers and other condiments optional.

*In certain company, be sure to use your Soup Spoon.

Becky: I'm so glad you asked me to the dance, Johnny.

Johnny: I'm glad too. When we leave I'll make you a nice warm Soup Shoe.

Becky: Omg Johnny! That sounds wonderful!

creamed coldcut

Sexual fetishes involving certain meats.

Must reach climax for it to count.

Qualifying meats include:
•Bologna Family
•Minced Ham
•Old Fashioned Loaf
•Turkey (the whore of luncheon meats)

Creamed ColdCut A man finishing on his meat.

My girlfriend cooked me a lovely dinner, but I had creamed a few cold cuts after work already.

A man having sex with his luncheon meats.