Urinating on fires in protests
"Cleveland: Public urination is just wrong, exept during the million man march where protesters burn porta poties. Then i use my stream of justice to put put the hate"
When you get a boner at the worst time
"I was at my daughters girl scout meeting when i thought of a sexy girl, then got into stiff trouble"
Saying Douchebag to a german person
Scout: âYeah real nice effort Deutsche Bag