The Ghost

The act of defecating on a pottery wheel then entering your partner from behind while interlocking fingers and shaping the rotating stool into a turd dildo.
(An additional act would be to take the formed shit dick, place it in a kiln and use the completed pottery cock on your partner)

“The poo under Brian’s fingernails came from a hot session of doing The Ghost last night.”

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