Blended foundation

A blended foundation is when you rail a chick in the ass so hard you have shit all over your dick and blood from slight tearing. Then use your dick to put that blend on her face like foundation

Tina loved it when Mark gave her a blended foundation.

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Iced honey bun

When your girl is wearing a bun in her hair and a little patch keeps sticking up and her dude uses his jizz to hold it in place like hair gel

Good job bro, cant believe you gzve your girl an iced honey bun this am!!!