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By the time the bathroom became free,I had already checked out.
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When one has had too much of a good thing.
I went drinking at midday yesterday.By seven,I was a bag of whelks.
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Throwing up after a heavy night on the sauce.
I shouldn't have drunk all that baileys last night.i was up at 5 for the singing breakfast!
When a Girls' legs do not come close to meeting at the top
That Girl has got legs like rugby posts.....definitely gap on!!
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