Davidoff Scalzini

AKA 'The Scourge of Sobriety'

AKA 'Perth's Favourite Adopted Citizen'

AKA 'Destroyer of Tax Dodgers and livers'

The man.

The Legend.

The Scalzi.

"Holy shit balls!"

"What's that mate?"

"Scalzi's back in Perth!"

"Davidoff Scalzini?? Shit mate, clear my schedule for tomorrow! Time for beers I reckon!"

flagon of woobla

A large bag of alcohol (typically wine), generally very cheap, rancid on the palate and housed (temporarily) in a box. Typically a lower socio-economic choice of beverage.

Often followed by violence upon or by the person consuming said flagon.

NB: Flagon can be inflated post-consumption to provide a pillow. Nice.

"Hey Morton you dardy mutt, come aroun' to our place and bring a flagon of woobla. Der's a party happening tonight"