Hammer Time

n. the act of yanking on the hammer holder of someone's carpenter pants.

n. one old school, kick ass song.

I got him with the hammer time.

It's hammer time

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Eternal Ferret

The Eternal Ferret is the most Powerful being in the Universe as we know it. This small, weasle like vermin has been around since the creation of Time. He has mystical powers that aurate from his shrill shreak. Many foes have tried to "Fade" him, none were successful at all. Such weak foes include limecat, Mertz,clock spider, and even the mighty cow. He is currently residing in Okanawa, Japan where he commands his army of chinchilas and ferrets.

"OMG! That F***ing ferret just ate that freakin cat... and his little hat too. WTF!?!?"

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assholeo

person with a HUGE Ass hole that can take a fist with ease. a car with pleasure. a truck with effort, and an elephant dick with pride.

mmmm baby ur ass is just like an assholeo Yo!

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knob cheese

Bob Bain

Bob Bain is a knob cheese

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Garbage Gum

Originated from the greek word dumpster chew. Items found in the garbage which are chewed like gum.

I found a syringe in the trash and used it for garbage gum.

That garbage gum I found tastes bland.

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manchester cunts

fucking arse licking bastards who dont even live in manchester but brag about their team winning the premiership

"you fuckimg manchester cunt"

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