flying monkey falcon punch

(noun) While engaging in anal sex with a woman, the male inserts either hand into the vagina, and proceeds to vigorously masturbate his own penis through the vaginal/anal membrane.

"Hey mate, you look happy... What happened last night?"

"I delivered a mean flying monkey falcon punch to the MRS last night!"

"Aww... shit yeah bro! High five!"

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Tibbering

(Verb) when two humans rub assholes in a sexual manner, causing a suction effect between the two rimholes. The separation of the two rims causes both parties to involuntarily lose bowel function, and bowel contents in a violent shit explosion. Both participants may or may not choose to celebrate by forming poo-angels afterwards.

“Yo, Alex... How’d ya date go on the weekend?”

“Dude it was sensational! Took part in my first Tibbering session! It was exhilarating and extremely pleasurable... I would recommend the poo-angels straight after!”

Toeing Clotties

The act in which a woman, while having a shower, squishes her menstrual clots down the shower drain using her bare toes

Hey Sara, what’s taking so long in there... I need a shower!

Hold the fuck on bro, I’m in here toeing clotties! Be out in a few!

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danish dream

(noun) The action of placing ones lips around another persons anus, sucking in their fart, and expelling said fart out of ones nostrils.

Aww bro... I got a mad fart brewin'... Get down here so you can take this Danish Dream like a champ!

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