Sven

1. A widely known german name.

2. That guy from those commercials that wears the biege sweaters.

If you happen to meet one, prepare to be laughing eternally. Sven is someone who is constantly singing, laughing, and secretly talking about you behind your back...and to your face.

Also, Sven is someone you should SEX.

Sven just cunt-punched that chick wearing the same sweater as him.

I was thinking I'd stop at my locker, RAPE SVEN, go to biology...

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Kelsie

Possibly the coolest girl you'll ever meet. Usually a tough, unique, people hating, god mocking, music loving rebel who only cares about her close friends.

If you are lucky enough to come across a Kelsie, be sure to hold onto her.

That chick in the tutu just punched me in the face...she is so Kelsie.

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Bliss Junkie

A person whose ultimate goal in life is to find bliss. Live it to the fullest, enjoy every minute, have fun, and don't let the bullshit get them down.

Addicted to bliss.

Lucy, I don't think I've ever seen you frown, you're such a bliss junkie.

That bliss junkie loves to spread the bliss.

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Oedipus Rex

Literally translates to "King Oedipus."

A greek tragedy from the greats. The story of a king whose fate is to kill his father and marry his mother.

Yes, those are true, but Oedipus Rex is more widely known as the controversial passage of famous Doors song The End.

Oedipus Rex
Song:
The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on.
He took a face from the ancient gallery and he walked on down the hall.
First he went into the room where his sister lived, and then he paid a visit to his brother, and then he walked on down the hall.
And he came to a door, and he looked inside. Father? Yes, son? I want to kill you. Mother? I want to F*CK YOU!!!

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