The Clean Getaway

"The Clean Getaway"

That turd we've ALL had where you hear it hit the water, Hell, you even feel the splash-back but when you look a second later, it's no where to be seen - as though it flushed itself, yet flushing has yet to occur.

My turd just pulled "the clean getaway."

Yop

/yawp/

verb

1. Puke, barf, vomit.

2. To eject contents of the stomach in a gargling, spewing or gaiser-like fashion.

noun

1. Puke, barf, vomit

2. The ejected contents of the stomach.

"I can't sit here and watch this guy yop all over the place like that."

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