Shiznit-Noodle can be used for pretty much anything. Stub your toe, "SHIZNIT-NOODLE!", want someone to get something for you, boom, ya got shiznit-noodle. Even if something is flippin fantastic, shiznit-noodle. No matter what you are saying, doing, losing your mind about, shiznit-noodle will work for it. You can even add an "s", turning it into Shiznit-Noodles! And don't forget that you can just say Shiznit, and it has the same flare to it.
Friend: "Want anything to eat?"
Me: "Yeah, can you get me the uh- *snap snap* frickin um... Shiznit-Noodle?"
Me: *Get clawed by my cat*
Also me: "AH SHIZNIT-NOODLES!!!"
Friend: *Shows me artwork that they made*
Me: "That right there, is the Shiznit-Noodle."
Me: *Trying to find a pen*
Also me: "Hey have any of you seen my uh- um- Shiznit-Noodle?"
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A nickname for a gender-fluid person with long brown hair and extensions. They have glasses and are obsessed with Bungo Stray Dogs. They are quite funny, and instinctively talk in third person. Quite easy to mock, and great to quote, GuannO will always find a way to entertain you (Mostly with inside jokes). They can write stories with their friends, but BEWARE: Them and their friends will end up quitting between 2 and 12 chapters. But all in all, GuannO is a great person to hang out with, and unless they are watching BSD, you will never be bored.
Person: "Hey *Insert name*!"
GuannO: *Doesn't respond*
Person: "HEY *INSERT NAME*!!!"
GuannO: *Doesn't hear*
Person: "Hey GuannO."
GuannO: "What?"
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If you can't remember somethings name, ya got hoochit. It's kinda like Shiznit-Noodle.
"Hey, can you hand me that hoochit over there?"
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