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Hi skill level of the variant of the rusty trombone where the partner blowing ass and jerking dick performs a spectacular finishing move by spinning around the ass suckee like a strpper pole and planting a dirty Sanchez mustache on said suckee with the original partners poopy tongue
Jen is such a bore. She was barely keeping me hard with a lackluster rustytrombone then like being shot with an epiphany gun the dead eyed bitch turns Einstein and whips around my body leaveing my balls empty of jizz and my mouth full of my own shitty Sanchez mustache. That brilliant Rustysanchez was so good I 180d my plans and brought Jen back to town and out of the woods!
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A slut male or female who's whore ass is so sloppy two dicks can easily cohabitate inside.
I'm surprised Jen isn't suffering from incontinent bowl. Last week at your dad's AA celebration she sat on the table and a bottle of Jim beam fell up her asshole! She can easily handle two pigs in a blanket!
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A vag pitufully devoid of moisture.
When I was over at your dad's house I tried to stuff it in Jen's hairy snizz. Thing wouldn't budge and I got the sensation of dragging my eye down a chalk board. So I go down to spit on it and right when I open my mouth she queefs a sandstorm. Considering how oily Jen's skin and hair are she has the worst crackerbox I've ever tasted!
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An unscrupulous cunt who uses her vag as a means of emptying men's coffers.
After your dad's wife died of a self induced bowel obstruction he tried to find some comfort with that treacherous bitch Jen. After 3 super classy dinners at the Sizzler and a deluxe asshole bleaching went unanswered without as much as a stincky finger he realized she was nothing but a filthy Snizzgrifter trying to ride his Walmart pension to the high life!