whyte out

V. whyted out, whyting out,
v.tr. To cause to whyte out

To lose one’s balance while urinating or attempting to urinate in a bathroom toilet thereby dismantling the shower curtain and sometimes destroying the curtain rod. Victims usually ending up akimbo in the bathtub and sometimes require help evacuating the bathtub.

All reported incidents of whyting out have involved men, however it is possible for women to whyte out

Origins, unknown however it is rumored to have been pioneered in a Vancouver British Columbia bathroom by Mr. Whyte. Data is suspicious however.

Jeffrey drank so much alcohol at the party that he experienced a whyte out while in the bathroom. It took two dudes to get him out.

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