Party-Dick

A very stubborn, persistently über-flaccid condition of the penis. Stubborn even with mouth-, puss- and/or ass-help present and Poppin. Occurs with some use or overuse of drugs, particularly methamphetamine.

"Say, 'no,' to drugs. Say, 'yes,' to abstinence. Thus, may you eliminate party-dick." -Your god

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