skatejawn

1. to lie about seemingly mundane things such as age and place of residence
2. making plans and ditching someone at the last moment so you can farm your 467th mount on World of Warcraft and work towards 30k achievement points

Random Text Message as you're about to head out to meet with your boy Alex to watch Dale Jr's last race: Hey man sorry I gotta Skatejawn you like this but I've been having the Modzys all evening. Let's meet up some other time :ezx

Alex: 21 btw haHAA
Carl: Hey Alex, if you're 21 why does your btag end in 92?

Alex: Oh uhh, the 92 is random btw! haHAA :ezx
Carl: Dang boys we getting skatejawned so hard rn.

Shahz: Hey Alex, since I respect you as a person, I took 30 seconds of my time to find your Facebook page to add you as a friend. Nice to see you're still in Bethlehem PA.
Alex: Nah that's not me even though it looks like me. I'm from Nazareth PA btw haHAA
Carter: Hey Alex why do you have all these Bethlehem vids in your liked videos list if you're from Nazareth
Alex: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Carter: Are you sure you're not from Tel Aviv PA (I'm gay btw)
Alex: Carter and oobers and jenderyn making of a porno :ezx

Modzy

An anthropomorphic snow sculpture, i.e. a snowman, that has assumed human form. Tends to be plebeian in nature and unaware of its surroundings.

Matttt: Hey man, that snowman Carl sculpted is freaking me out. I could have sworn it moved last night when Lights' shitty song came on TV .
Justin: Don't tell anyone but I'm pretty sure that was a modzy.
Carl: The mystery of that is going to spook me for years.
Tyler: Big if true.

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Modzy 4

Also known as Carl Richard Johnson

Jai: Hey do you remember that pasty white guy who used to play WoW all day and is a turbonerd?
Mathew: Do you mean Modzy?
Jai: Nah man Modzy still plays WoW all day (and I heard he took time off work too to play at WotLK launch). This guy doesn't play WoW anymore.
Mathew: Oh you must mean Modzy 4. Sorry they are easy to mix up since are so similar to each other on a fundamental level