mining green gold

(Adj.)
Picking your nose and often, by association, the eating of that found therein.

"Little kids are notorious for mining green gold."

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sonic youth

The oldest band out there with "Youth" in the title. But they own my ass, your ass, and all ass everywhere at any time.

"Sonic Youth has provided the soundtrack to my life and they do still be still rockin it live from 9 t 5 with RATHER RIPPED. Hell yeah-uh!"

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keen bean

An eager person, usually with a nerdish edge to their enthusiasm.

"Hammy was already on my doorstep when I got home from work, even tho the show's not 'til 9. Brah's a keen bean."

"Jennifer's such a keen bean she ducked out of the New Year's party early to get a head start on her tax return."

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Fix yo' weave

1) An observation: said to someone who is getting all up in your face over some trivial matter.

2) An exclamation: used to indicate someone is offending your sensibilities, or mightily trying your patience.

3) A warning: said to indicate that someone is pushing an issue to uncomfortable limits to which you do not want to "go", and to invite them to know their place.

Particularily amusing when said to men with short or no hair, for the incongruity of it all.

Often suffixed with "bitch", to top it off nicely.

"You've been on my ass all day about this. Time to fix yo' weave, bitch!"

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whistle dog

An obscure selection on the menu of fast-food mofos A&W. It's like a hot dog, but with more enthusiasm.

When the customer ordered a whistle dog, the clerk cringed as he fished one out of the warmer oven. Those mofos were 42 months old!

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number 11 bus

Walking somewhere on your own two legs that God gave you.

(The legs each represent a "1.")

"Lazy North American mofos are so dependent on their cars they won't even take the frigging number 11 bus 2 blocks."

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bf

Noun.

Bitch Face.

The check-out girl at the corner grocery is a big fugly BF.

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