number 11 bus

Walking somewhere on your own two legs that God gave you.

(The legs each represent a "1.")

"Lazy North American mofos are so dependent on their cars they won't even take the frigging number 11 bus 2 blocks."

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good lord! choke

An exclamation uttered with amusing frequency in 1950s E.C. horror comics, usually by characters confonted by an unspeakable horror or their own impending demise.

"The innkeeper -- is a flesh-eating -- GHOUL! Good Lord! Choke."

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space pants

Pants that make one's ass look out of this world.

"Are those space pants? 'Cause your ass is out of this world."

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pegasus xing

A yellow caution sign indicating that a Pegasus (winged horse) may be crossing your path at any moment.

"Slow down dude!! Can't you read? Pegasus Xing."

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do a drama

To make a scene in public.

"Don't do a drama now, we're in the middle of the mall & everyone's lookin'."

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bum beer

The beer that bums buy, with their hodge-podge of coins and wrinkled, depressing bills. Usually obscure, depressing brands that make up in alcohol percentage what they lack in flavour, or anything out of the singles cooler.

"Why'd you buy Extra Old Stock, brah? Man, that shite is bum beer that makes my tongue tingle."

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mowlf

To consume something in large, hasty bites.

"Did you even taste that bag of Cheezies? You just mowlfed em."

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