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Daren

The Karen’s of jolling and in boet form. The oaks who always want to ruk for no reason.

The not so majestic Daren can be found primarily in dance clubs. The most common triggers for these oaks tend to be making eye contact with them, looking in the general direction of their girl or walking by and merely grazing shoulders with them.

Being in the general vicinity of a Daren increases your chance of getting in a fight by 50%.

Traits include Bubble Trouble, Brandy and Coke as their favourite drink and over use of the words “Howzit”, “Yaw” and “Bru”.

Fragile egos and overconsumption of brandy tends to be some of the causes for their excessive behaviour.

Dante: What happened with that oak?
George: Bro, I was just walking back from the bar. I grazed shoulders with his girl. This oak tunes me he wants to ruk, so I told him to chill and he got triggered.
Dante: Fuckin Darens.
George: Fuckin Darens.

by SeaSickKilbyGirl October 1, 2020

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